"When you're not on edge, you're taking up too much space."

✗ Chris. 23. Legal to drink, drive, and post porn.☠☣
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And if I seem a little strange...
Can you stand on your head?

absurditea:

vanconcastiel:

teganiamyours:

nottonight-imonfire:

youwilldream:

shitshilarious:

strawberryfck:

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW
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