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↪M A D N E S S。
How to blow a bubble:

theenlightenedone:

Step 1: First go like this

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Step 2: Spin around

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Step 3: STOP!

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Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

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Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

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Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

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Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

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Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

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Step 9: THEN…!

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Posted on: May 1, 2015
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    Never forget the time I tried to do this when I was like, 4, and loudly said “step on your RIGHT foot!” While...
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