"When you're not on edge, you're taking up too much space."

✗ Chris. 23. Legal to drink, drive, and post porn.☠☣
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And if I seem a little strange...
Can you stand on your head?
Me as a parent

Son: Daddy, I can't sleep.
Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby.
Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Me: And never mind that noise you heard.
Me: It's just the beasts under your bed.
Me: In your closet, and IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD!
Me: EEEEEEXIIIIIT LIGHT! EEEEEENNTEEEEEERRRR NIIIIGHT!...
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